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Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
when you clean your house before your maid arrives so she won’t think you’re a slob.
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Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
when you finish solving a really hard math problem and it’s only part 1.
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Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
When your condoms expire before you have the chance to use them.
Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
When your understanding of the five second rule is picking it up within five seconds of finding it.
Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well:
When “one size fits all” no longer applies to you.
Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
When you can type “facebook.com” faster than your own name.
Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
Your parents tell you that you were a mistake. You were adopted.
Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well: 
When you know more Pokemon than Presidents